A good road trip has a few vital ingredients.
1. A hat - Captain of the ship needs a hat. That's me - if in name only. My role is generally more driver, tent putter upper, fixer of broken things, luggage carrier and general help around the place but when I'm sitting up front in the Captain's chair I like to pretend I am the Captain of my ship.
The Rooke family are off with new Captain's hat
2. A song - Being the Captain means it's important to keep the crew's spirits up. So I penned a new ditty for our travels. The family might have pretty much had all the words learned by the time we left Glasgow, but as we departed on our lengthy voyage it kept our flagging spirits up when the journey got tough...or at least I liked to think so.
Ooh la la. Here we are.
We're going to France in our Camping Car.
Where the sun shines bright,
And the sea is blue.
Lots of fun and laughter too.
The song lasted well till we landed in France when the supreme being pointed out that we were now in France so had to change the words. And so, like Heinz, there became at least 33 varieties of this song - too many to list here you'll be glad to know.
The crew on board the ship to St Malo
3. A sense of the unknown - The final ingredient. That sense of mystery...
Will the van last round France?
Will Emily sleep in her bed or will one of us be forced on to the floor outside?
Will the weather hold out or will we be confined like sardines to a tin inside DDU?
And so, throwing all caution to the wind - we were off!
First stop was a night near Preston to stay with our good friends Edward and Ewa in their beautiful house in the country, with a garden which left me drooling. I can thoroughly recommend it as a great pit stop off the M6 - the sun shone, the food was home grown and delicious, and the company delightful as we nursed our societal wounds post-Brexit.
Cycle tour round the garden
And then it was on to the Southern Rookes for a few days including a tour of Oxford with the Houdini like Chloe, a fantastic trip on the Thames on La Margarais for an early taste of France, and some more wonderful food and company to get us right in the holiday spirit. Merci biens!
Rooke Posse
Mutiny! Supreme being in charge
Cruising delight
And then we were off proper. First stop - the Loire, for a touch of Chateau spotting, the Loire by bike and a glorious introduction to French gastronomie as we started to blend in with the locals.
When in France - eat croissant.
Watch out for Brits on bikes abroad
Hollyhocks abounded everywhere
Delight by the lake
The Loire from DDU