For those of you reading last year you will know that I love Christmas. The rules of Christmas are that it can't start till after my birthday in mid-December, but as soon as possible after that the tree goes up.
Last year the supreme being was pretty much oblivious to the whole affair. Christmas happened for her in between naps and feeds, and there was little to view apart from some blurry lights and faces. Come to think of it, that sounds pretty much like my Christmas most years, so am not sure if I should have raised her expectations any higher this year.
All that said I was determined to try and infuse my festive spirit into our family once more, and we set off on the great annual ritual to collect "The Tree". It was going to be the start of Emily's first Christmas proper and I was convinced it was going to be a magical event. Reality often has other ideas however...
Problem 1 - Van still in garage, need to resort to car to collect somewhat large tree.
Problem 2 - Weather miserable, pouring rain and brutal north wind.
Problem 3 - Emily very late for nap, loaded with cold.
Emily looking decidedly unsure at Daddy's Christmas gusto
You can probably see where this is heading, but in short we arrived at chosen tree depository with me dashing out to choose tree, then trying to squash it fairly unsuccessfully in the boot with seats down (mainly due to poor preparation by myself), Emily starts screaming at massive input of green pine needles into her life, Mummy agitated by screaming child, boot refusing to shut, Daddy getting soaked, finished off with drive home in miserable silence etc etc etc. All in all a roaring success.
My Christmas spirit is not so easily defeated however and, one power lunch later, Emily was down for nap and I coaxed Mummy into Christmas-ifying the house. And she was soon in the spirit. So much so that by the time the supreme being woke up, she got out of bed to find a whole new world of fairly lights and tinsel created in the lounge. She even managed to continually point at the once terrifying tree with total delight.
Mummy back in the festive spirit
Emily determined to help out
Wanting to wear the fairy lights
And so a total Christmas nightmare was averted. In fact, a few carols and a glass of mulled wine later, and the whole morning's disaster was forgotten and Emily's first Christmas proper began. Now bring on the rest of the festive season...
Finally ready for the joy of Christmas